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Donald, Jiminy, Trump.

Trump is basically the ex that America kicked out

for throwing an open-house party at the Capitol.

And like many exes, he really wants a second chance.

But instead of promising to do better next time,

he's threatening to do even worse.

Former President Trump returned to the campaign trail,

so to speak, in Texas last night.

And during this rally, Trump said he would consider

pardoning those prosecuted for attacking the US Capitol

on January 6th.

If I run and if I win, we will treat those people

from January 6th fairly.

And if it requires pardons, we will give them pardons

because they are being treated so unfairly.

Trump also urged his supporters to hold massive protests

in cities like New York, Atlanta, and Washington DC

if prosecutors investigating him in those cities

bring charges against him.

If these radical vicious, racist prosecutors

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