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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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Comedy, Daily News, News

4.4 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2022

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Kanye West makes anti-Semitic comments, Biden proposes gig workers be given employee benefits, Trump gets subpoenaed by the January 6 committee, and a jury orders Alex Jones to pay nearly $1 billion to Sandy Hook parents. Here’s what happened this week.

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.6	Pfff.
0:03.6	Ow.
0:04.6	-♪
0:10.7	Big tech news.
0:12.9	Mark Zuckerberg has just revealed that from now on,
0:16.5	people will have legs in the metaverse.
0:19.4	LAUGHTER
0:21.5	Yeah, and I, for one, am truly excited for what this means.
0:24.4	Because first you get legs, then you will get feet.
0:27.2	Pretty soon, you'll be able to walk out of the metaverse
0:29.7	and go literally anywhere else.
0:31.0	LAUGHTER
0:33.1	In climate news, New Zealand has just announced a plan
0:36.1	to fight methane emissions by taxing cows for their burps.
0:41.9	LAUGHTER
0:43.7	And this is how much billionaires are winning in the world.
0:46.4	Even cows are getting taxed before them.
0:48.2	LAUGHTER
0:50.1	And by the way, even if you support this general idea
0:52.1	to try and slow climate change,
0:53.5	you have to admit if you were a cow,
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