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🗓️ 3 December 2022

⏱️ 40 minutes

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The GOP criticize Trump for his dinner with Kanye and Nick Fuentes, Elon beefs with Apple, Herschel Walker makes an incoherent speech on walls, and the Royals take on America. Here's what you missed this week.

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.6	Pfff!
0:10.6	Monkey Pox.
0:12.0	This morning, the World Health Organization announced
0:15.4	that because of concerns that the word monkey Pox is racist
0:20.0	and stigmatizing, the disease will officially be renamed M-Pox.
0:25.2	LAUGHTER
0:28.4	And I don't know who this is for.
0:30.8	LAUGHTER
0:31.8	You know, this sounds like they were trying so hard not to be racist
0:35.4	that they ended up being racist.
0:38.0	You know, some guy was like, we can't use monkey.
0:41.0	That immediately makes me think of, you know...
0:44.0	LAUGHTER
0:45.8	Right? Come on. We're all thinking it, right?
0:47.8	Am I the only one?
0:49.8	Because he has the thing, if you're really trying to get rid of the stigma,
0:52.0	just give it a completely different name, right?
0:54.2	Because you realize just abbreviating the word
0:56.0	that you don't want people to think about.
0:57.6	Which works until someone says,
0:59.8	what does the M stand for?
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