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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2022

⏱️ 35 minutes

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The Justice Department begins investigating Trump for January 6th, Russia pulls out of the International Space Station, and Joe Manchin shocks Washington with a climate change bill compromise. Here's what happened this week. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.6	Pfff.
0:03.6	Pfff.
0:04.6	President Biden has officially tested negative for COVID,
0:14.4	and he got his doctor's approval to come out of isolation.
0:18.5	Yes, which is great.
0:19.5	Really is great.
0:21.5	It's also the only positive approval he has at the moment, you know?
0:25.9	But that's a start. That's a start.
0:28.1	In economic news, the Federal Reserve has announced that it will be raising interest rates yet again to try and fight inflation.
0:36.1	Yeah, so your ability to buy a house has gone from no chance to,
0:40.5	what part of no chance don't you understand?
0:42.3	LAUGHTER
0:44.3	Oh, and in pandemic news, two new studies have concluded that COVID-19 almost certainly started at the Wuhan market.
0:54.6	Yeah.
0:55.6	And I'm so glad we have this information because, I mean, now it's clear what we have to do, right?
1:00.5	We've got to build a time machine and go back in time two years and invest in peloton because it's going to blow up when the pandemic hits it going to be huge.
1:08.5	Because a lot of money.
1:09.5	LAUGHTER
1:11.5	What are we supposed to do with this information now?
1:14.5	What are we going to do with that?
1:15.7	It came from the Wuhan market.
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