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Ow!

Once again, America is reeling from mass shootings.

All the way from Buffalo, New York to your valley, Texas.

People are asking how long can this keep going on?

And here's the good news.

In response, a major bill has been announced,

which would ban the new sales of handguns

and allow the government to forcefully buy back assault rifles

in Canada.

Yeah, this is completely real.

Canada saw what happened here

and they're shutting down guns there.

Yeah, at this point, America's basically a scared straight program

that gets other countries on the right path.

Yeah, it's like, you have a smell someone so bad,

you know, that you decide that you need to take a shower?

That's what America is with gun laws now, so other countries.

They're like, we need to do something about guns.

And while most Americans, liberals and conservatives

are open to common sense restrictions on guns

to keep Americans safe, there is still a small yet powerful group

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