You're listening to Comedy Central.

Pfff!

As the pandemic started winding down,

people all across the world have been thinking about

what they're going to do as the world opens up, you know?

Spend more time with family.

Find a better work-life balance.

Stitch all your old masks together into a giant mask

and then use that as a comfort blanket.

But Vladimir Putin clearly had very different post-pandemic plans

invading a sovereign country.

And you know, for years, people have said that Russia might

invade Ukraine because it's always been Putin's wet dream

to reunite the Soviet Union, you know?

Sort of the same way Disney wants to tie all of its franchises together.

And now Mickey is fighting Thanos.

I mean, it's weird, but profitable.

So, yeah, Putin has done the unthinkable.

And in response, almost every nation around the world has gone,

yo, my man, that is not cool.

Much of the world is trying to tighten its grip around Russia

to get Vladimir Putin to back off Ukraine.

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