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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

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🗓️ 1 October 2022

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Hurricane Ian slams Florida, Biden makes a morbid mistake, Rihanna plans to perform at the Super Bowl, and Haberman’s book reveals Trump’s vow to not leave office. Here’s a look at what happened this week. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.8	Pfff.
0:03.8	Pfff.
0:04.8	BIG News from the NFL, which has announced that this year's Super Bowl
0:15.5	half-time show will be headlined by Rihanna.
0:29.0	We can all agree on what that means, right?
0:31.1	That means that this isn't the Super Bowl anymore.
0:34.2	This is a Rihanna concert with football around it, all right?
0:38.2	That's what it is.
0:41.2	The government news, the CIA, has announced that it is launching a podcast.
0:48.2	Yeah, which is great because I guess now for a change, we're going to be listening to them.
0:54.3	And I know a lot of people are doubtful about this.
0:56.6	They think it's weird, but I think it's going to be a huge hit, you know?
0:59.4	Yeah, because the CIA said that they're going to use the same tactics they used when they launched crack.
1:03.6	So this podcast is going to go everywhere.
1:05.2	It's going to be really good.
1:06.2	Oh, in international news, Italy has elected.
1:09.2	It's first female prime minister.
1:12.2	Yeah.
1:13.2	Yeah.
1:14.2	Who is also a right-wing politician who loves Mussolini?
1:18.6	Too late, you cheered.
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