This Week's Top Stories | Raphael Warnock Beats Herschel Walker
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.4 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 10 December 2022
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Trump calls for the termination of the Constitution, Raphael Warnock beats Herschel Walker, Iran is considering abolishing their morality police and Trevor thanks the fans in his final show.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.6 | Pfff! |
| 0:03.6 | Pfff! |
| 0:04.6 | On Saturday, the world's biggest sporting event kicked off the round of 16 |
| 0:14.8 | with the Netherlands scoring yet another victory |
| 0:17.8 | in the United States, learning first-hand why they call it the knockout stages. |
| 0:21.4 | And this was especially humiliating for the US |
| 0:24.7 | because the Dutch team plays in those little wooden shoes, so... |
| 0:28.3 | But don't be sad. Don't be sad. |
| 0:31.5 | The good news for America is the next World Cup will be in the US. |
| 0:35.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:38.9 | Which means... |
| 0:40.9 | Which means all the players will be allowed to use guns. |
| 0:43.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:44.9 | Don't worry, they'll worry. |
| 0:46.5 | They can't use their hands to shoot them. |
| 0:48.1 | Should be interesting. |
| 0:50.1 | In international news, after months of protests over its strict hijab laws, |
| 0:54.5 | Iran is reportedly considering abolishing its |
| 0:58.0 | infamous morality police. |
| 0:59.8 | CHEERING AND APPLAUSE |
| 1:01.8 | Yeah. |
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