This Week's Top Stories - Pastor's Germy Sermon, Amazon Train Robberies & Voting Rights and Wrongs

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 22 January 2022

⏱️ 24 minutes

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An Oklahoma pastor smears his saliva on a parishioner's face, train robbers steal Amazon packages, a voting rights bill pushed by Democrats fails in the Senate, and more. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.6	Ow!
0:03.6	No VAC JOKEVICH.
0:12.6	The Serbian tenestah whose name is worth up to 140 points in Scrabble.
0:17.4	This is supposed to have been a big week for Jokovic, but like my dream of starring in
0:22.2	the biopic of Weird Al, it wasn't meant to be.
0:25.8	The Australian open got underway Monday without the world's number one ranked male tennis
0:30.2	player.
0:31.2	No VAC JOKEVICH returned to his native Serbia after being deported from Australia for
0:35.0	not being vaccinated against COVID.
0:37.5	The Australian government said it cancelled his visa because Jokovic's presence could lead
0:42.4	to an increase in anti-vaccination sentiment and even civil unrest.
0:47.8	Australia requires everyone entering the country to be vaccinated or have a medical exemption.
0:53.7	Jokovic had an exemption because of a recent COVID infection, but it sparked outrage in Australia,
0:59.8	apparently prompting the government to act.
1:02.4	An opinion poll yesterday showed 71% of Australians wanted Jokovic deported.
1:08.2	Damn.
1:09.2	It says a lot about you when that many Australians think you're too dangerous to be in their
1:14.0	country.
1:15.0	I mean, this is the country whose health minister is a giant poison spider.
1:18.4	Oh, I get things done.
1:21.3	You know, Australia is the last country you want to get deported from.
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