You're listening to Comedy Central.

Ow!

Ome Krone, the reason you need to adjust your 2022 mask budget.

The new variant has now been found in 17 American states.

Yeah, and honestly, by the time you see this,

it'll probably be up to like 80 states.

Now, there is some good news.

Dr. Fauci says that while it's still too early to know for sure,

it looks like Ome Krone spreads more easily than Delta,

but maybe less severe.

Yeah, which means COVID might have watered itself down

so it could reach more people.

Like the ice cube of coronavirus.

And that would be amazing if it's true.

I mean, like if COVID just made people sick instead of killing them,

I mean, that would be a game changer.

You know, it's still not great, but it's better.

Imagine if Freddy Krueger started giving teenagers diarrhea instead of killing them.

That's a major improvement.

And a really weird movie.

Don't you get it, man?

If you poop in your dreams,

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