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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 October 2022
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.6 | Pfff! |
| 0:03.6 | Pfff! |
| 0:04.6 | We start off like Pele in Brazil. |
| 0:13.7 | The South American nation held its presidential election last night. |
| 0:17.7 | And because neither of the top choices got a majority, they are now going to be having |
| 0:21.9 | a runoff election at the end of October. |
| 0:25.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:26.2 | And if it's still tied off the runoff, then I assume they go into penalty kicks. |
| 0:32.6 | In other international news, the African nation of Bikina Faso has had another shake-up |
| 0:36.9 | in its government. |
| 0:37.9 | Because the military leader who took power in a coup earlier this year has now himself |
| 0:43.8 | been ousted in a second coup. |
| 0:47.3 | And I guess he can't complain, right? |
| 0:49.3 | Yeah, what is he going to say? |
| 0:50.8 | What gave you the idea that you could just, oh, oh, yeah. |
| 0:54.8 | But now, but now the new guy. |
| 1:01.8 | Now, now the new guy has to be like, okay, I think we can all agree that this is the exact |
| 1:07.3 | right number of coups, huh? |
| 1:09.7 | Two feels like they're right five. |
| 1:11.1 | You know what I'm saying? |
| 1:13.5 | So my thoughts are obviously with the people of Bikina Faso, but also with Donald Trump. |
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