This Week's Top Stories - Joe Biden Wins the Presidency & Donald Trump's Ongoing State of Denial

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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Comedy, News, Daily News

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2020

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Joe Biden's electoral victory leads to partying in the streets, President Trump finds out about his defeat while golfing, and the Trump administration continues to pretend he won reelection. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.5	Ow!
0:03.5	Ow!
0:04.5	Let's get straight into the big news over the weekend.
0:14.1	Yeah, I finally learned how to dunk.
0:16.7	Boom!
0:17.7	Turns out you just need to make the net a little closer to the ground.
0:20.5	I don't know why I didn't think of that.
0:21.8	Oh, and also, this happened.
0:23.6	CNN projects, Joseph R. Biden Jr. is elected,
0:27.6	the 46th president of the United States.
0:30.5	There was jubilies as people flooded the streets today,
0:33.9	celebrating from the White House to the West Coast.
0:36.9	Celebrations in the streets in New York City,
0:39.0	the tri-state and across the world.
0:41.9	On the streets of the largest cities, today, a party.
0:45.5	You're the largest.
0:46.6	What do you do?
0:47.6	In President Trump's hometown, New York City,
0:50.1	Bidens supporters shouted out their windows.
0:53.7	There were bands in Champagne.
0:55.5	Woo!
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