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Joe Biden, President of the United States and professional

Malaki Hunter.

There are lots of cool perks to being President, right?

You get a giant house with a bowling alley and a personal chef.

You get that free painting of yourself and best of all, you get to travel the world for

free.

And right now Joe Biden is on one of the biggest trips of his presidency so far.

So let's find out how it's all going in another installment of Grand Paz Day Out.

President Biden's first stop on his European tour was the Vatican City.

The place trip advisor rated best city to feel guilty for masturbating in.

And while Biden was there, he had a very special meeting with a fellow Catholic.

For President Biden, a day of devotion and diplomacy, America's second ever Roman Catholic

President having a private audience with Pope Francis, with whom he's built a personal

bond, giving him a ceremonial commander coin and a compliment.

You are the most significant warrior for peace I've ever met.

And with your permission, I'd like to be able to give you a coin.

The other tradition is, I'm only kidding about this.

It's a scar.

Next time I see you, you know what happened.

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