This Week's Top Stories | Europe Faces A Massive Heat Wave

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Comedy, News, Daily News

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2022

⏱️ 43 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Europe faces a massive heat wave, the Secret Service “loses” text from January 6th, and President Biden catches COVID. Here’s what happened this week. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.6	Pfff!
0:03.6	Pfff!
0:04.6	Pfff!
0:05.6	Pfff!
0:06.6	Pfff!
0:07.6	Pfff!
0:08.6	Pfff!
0:10.6	Europe, the continent with the long history of white-ton white violence.
0:14.6	Unfortunately, Europe is not having a good time right now.
0:17.8	There's a little war in Ukraine, which is also causing an energy crisis.
0:21.4	Italy's Prime Minister has called it quits.
0:23.6	Britain has lost its leadership, which means now they'll have to find another magic spell
0:27.4	to turn a dandelion into a Prime Minister.
0:29.2	Plus, for the first time ever, the euro has become less valuable than the dollar, yeah?
0:37.2	And with the economy struggling, European workers are now limited to only 45 weeks of vacation
0:42.2	a year.
0:43.2	And as if all of that wasn't enough, now Europe is dealing with a hot-girl summer that nobody
0:48.8	asked for.
0:49.8	The triple-digit temperatures that have sparked forest fires and drought conditions here
0:54.2	in the states are also taking hold in Europe.
0:57.6	This morning, people are being warned to take cover as deadly heat.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Comedy Central, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Comedy Central and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.