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Alright, let's begin with a crazy story out of Texas.

The junk in America's trunk.

Texas is one of the many states where schools have been cracking down on critical race

theory, which I actually agree on.

If black people want to learn about racism in Texas, they're going to have to do it the

old fashioned way by trying to vote.

Now just so you understand, Texas lawmakers were against the idea of teachers telling

students that America's institutions are founded on white supremacy.

And instead, they're saying that if a class covers certain controversial topics, it must

present all sides without saying who's right or wrong.

And last week, one school official went beyond what the law even requires, telling teachers

that being fed to everyone really does mean everyone.

I'm sorry, what?

You can't teach the opposing view of the Holocaust.

That's Facebook's job.

Stay in your lane, teachers.

And look, telling teachers to present opposing perspectives regardless of merit isn't just

bad from an education point of view.

I mean, it's making teachers do twice as much work, which is unfair.

You know what?

I think if you're going to teach totally opposing views, then the classroom should at least

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