This Week's Top Stories | BTS Joins South Korean Military

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 22 October 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

BTS joins the South Korean military, the 2022 midterms prove to have some of the wildest campaign ads yet, MacKenzie Scott donates $85 Million to the Girl Scouts, and Liz Truss resigns as UK’s Prime Minister. Here’s what happened this week.

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.6	Ow!
0:10.6	The FDA has announced that there is a nationwide shortage of Adderall.
0:18.4	So, if you don't have a genuine need for it, please save it for anyone
0:23.0	who has a legitimate prescription.
0:25.0	And if you do have a prescription,
0:27.0	now is the time to sell that school kid's caption.
0:30.0	Make that money.
0:34.0	In international news,
0:35.0	the superstar K-pop band BTS has announced that its members
0:39.0	will soon begin reporting for mandatory service in the South Korean military.
0:44.0	Yeah, which is great news for South Korea.
0:48.0	Oh, because their army is basically unstoppable.
0:50.0	Now, there's no army in the world.
0:52.0	There's going to take a shot at these guys.
0:54.0	Are you kidding me?
0:55.0	Who's going to be stupid enough to take a shot? Everyone's a fan.
0:58.0	Enemy soldiers are going to be like,
1:00.0	ah, I just got stabbed by a gin.
1:02.0	This is the last, that best day of my life.
1:06.0	Oh, in tech news, Kanye West announced today that he is going to buy
1:10.0	the right-wing social media platform, Paula,
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