This Week's Top Stories - Britney Spears Is Free, a Hamster Trades Cryptocurrency & More

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 2 October 2021

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Britney Spears's father loses control of her conservatorship, Switzerland legalizes same-sex marriage, and a hamster becomes a superstar among cryptocurrency enthusiasts. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.8	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:04.8	Europe.
0:05.8	It's Asia's foreskin.
0:13.3	And right now, one of its nations has finally entered the 21st century.
0:18.5	Well Switzerland has become one of the last countries in Western Europe to legalize same-sex
0:24.1	marriage.
0:25.1	More than 64% of voters approve the change in a referendum on Sunday.
0:29.3	This is a historic day for Switzerland.
0:33.3	A historic day for equal rights for people of the same sex who love each other.
0:37.7	Yay!
0:38.7	Congrats to everybody in Switzerland.
0:41.8	I mean, not for legalizing same-sex marriage.
0:43.8	I mean, just for finally taking a position on something.
0:46.3	No, but this is great.
0:47.6	I mean, finally in Switzerland, no one has to hide their love.
0:51.4	Now they'll be able to devote their full attention to hiding Nazi gold.
0:55.6	I will say though, it is weird to hear about a country legalizing something that most
0:59.2	people probably assumed was legal a long time ago.
1:03.5	You know, it's the same feeling I had yesterday when they said, our Kelly was convicted.
1:08.0	I was like, wait, that happened now?
1:10.3	Isn't that like 10 years ago?
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