Holiday Shopping Starting Now | Jake Gyllenhaal

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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Comedy, Daily News, News

4.4 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2021

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Americans are compelled to start their holiday shopping early, Roy Wood Jr. and Michael Kosta talk sports news, and actor Jake Gyllenhaal discusses his movie "The Guilty."

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	BAM!
0:04.2	Did you see this thing that happened today with Shakira?
0:08.0	Did anyone see Shakira got robbed by wild boars?
0:12.6	Although I guess boars are always wild.
0:15.2	But yeah, she got robbed.
0:17.2	They said by boars they attacked Shakira and then they made like they, I think they stole
0:22.3	her handbag and it's got her lip gloss and everything.
0:25.3	Which part of that was wild to me.
0:27.8	Because I was imagining the boars running away.
0:31.2	I just think of them as animals.
0:33.4	But what if they were Shakira's fans?
0:35.2	Like what if they were like rabbit fans and the boars running away like, I got her lip
0:38.5	gloss and I'm so excited.
0:39.5	I'm so excited.
0:40.5	Oh man.
0:41.7	But apparently Shakira fought the boars off.
0:47.8	Which yeah, she literally, she fought them off.
0:50.6	Which if you know Shakira was always going to happen.
0:52.4	You can't attack an artist who has choreographed.
0:55.6	Have you seen Shakira perform?
0:57.5	She like does stuff on stage.
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