This Week's Top Stories - Biden-Carter Photo Op, Trump's Facebook Ban, Josh Fight & More

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2021

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Joe and Jill Biden tower over Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter in a bizarre photo, Facebook formally extends its temporary ban of Donald Trump, and men named Josh gather for a friendly fight. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.6	Ow!
0:04.1	President Biden took a break from looking for a White House cat for his dog,
0:14.0	Major, to rip a pot and went down to Georgia, where he and the first lady met up with their
0:19.0	oldest and most adorable predecessors.
0:22.0	We want to show you this photo from the Carter Center.
0:24.3	This was the visit of President Biden and Dr. Geo Biden, with Jimmy and Rosalind Carter.
0:29.8	In Georgia, last week, the former president is 96, the first lady, 93, and Brown.
0:35.4	They're going to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary in July.
0:38.2	That's amazing.
0:39.2	75 years.
0:40.2	It's great to see this photo.
0:42.0	Okay, guys.
0:46.0	I mean, I'm still giving it wrong.
0:47.2	I'm really happy to see these people all together and smiling and everything.
0:51.0	It's just, what the f*** is going on in this photo?
0:55.0	Like, why do the Biden's look five times bigger than the Codas?
0:58.6	Is there some dollhouse filter that I didn't know about?
1:01.0	Because I've been staring at this thing the whole day and I still can't figure out what's
1:05.6	going on.
1:06.6	I can't figure out if the Biden's had a late growth spurt or if they're playing with Jimmy
1:10.0	Carter action figures or maybe both at the same time.
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