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Let's get to the big news of the week. As you know, tomorrow night is President Donald Jar Jar-Jump's big state of the union speech.

But no matter what Trump says, folks, it's not going to change how we in this country are feeling.

This country is in such emotional turmoil right now.

The government sanctioned and executed violence in Minnesota, the rank corruption

and profiteering of elected officials and their families, the manufactured outrage over, God forbid,

an American performing at halftime in the Super Bowl in Spanish.

It's a feeling that we are one nation divided under siege, that perhaps we've crossed a rubicon of this great American

experiment, and that we slowly and inexorably are sliding into the abyss of fallen and broken

democracies. But then, black across and it comes Jack Hughes

Wichick

The Golden Gold for the United

States

Oh!

What?

We're back,

Mothershickar!

I know the powerful elites

remain unaccountable,

but he put the thing behind that other guy.

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