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at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now here's Armstrong and Getty. And yet he's Armstrong and Getty.

There will never be another Ozzy Osbourne, unless you have his actual DNA, introducing infinitely recyclable Ozzy by liquid death.

These cans have each been drunk by Ozzy himself.

And each can contains trace DNA from Ozzy's saliva, as well as his handwritten signature.

Once technology and federal law permits, you can replicate Ozzy and enjoy him for hundreds of years into the future. Okay, this is a minute long, and I don't know what it is, so I wasn't paying attention.

I wanted the end of the Stanley Cup playoffs, which was Clip 10, but apparently is no longer.

I thought that would be exciting.

The Florida Panthers defeated Edmonton and won the Stanley Cup for the second year in a row.

Yeah, very disappointing, but I think they won because they're a better hockey team.

Yeah, I've watched a bunch of it.

Feels weird Florida having a hockey team to me. I still haven't accepted that into my life.

And winning Lord Stanley's Cup, no less.

Right.

Shocking.

Humor is a funny thing.

A friend almost made me crack up in the middle of a fairly serious story with a text.

I've now turned my phone over.

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