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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 670 Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2026

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

There were plenty of tears on today's show. Ally got emotional as she prepares to get her pregnancy news later today, and Klein's kid cried hysterically after seeing his newly shaved head. It was an emotional roller coaster and no matter what happens in our personal lives we will never stop oversharing because we have an incurable case of TMI. We did an AMA with 'The Germ Guy' where we asked all our burning questions about the grossest things we've ever done. We asked about Jake's laundry etiquette, Ally sharing toothbrushes with her wife, and pretty much just more examples from Ally and Jake. At the end, Jake earned himself a new title. What is the most popular guitar riff at Guitar Center? We went through the official list and Johnny (a former Guitar Center employee) confirmed (and played!) all of them, giving birth to a new embarrassing assignment for Ally. Petty Claims Court involved a couple fighting over clean silverware, but it quickly shifted when everyone realized how smoking hot Cindy was. It took an awkward turn quickly & definitely swayed the decision making. Poor Caesar!

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport.
0:27.4	When airports smell great.
0:29.2	Da-da-da.
0:30.0	Hey, what's going on, Gran and Ali?
0:32.3	Are you ready?
0:34.2	Hello, crying and alley, you little bitch.
0:37.4	Clan and Ali, it's just okay. Just don't
0:41.4	like things about you too much. Good morning, everybody. Whoa, sweet David State, did you see that?
0:48.0	Leave a Clown All right. Let's get the still shouted. The show started. The show started.
0:55.1	The show started.
0:57.3	We are live in Los Angeles.
1:00.2	Three, two, one.
1:02.7	And here we go.
1:05.1	It's Clydeley Show.
1:08.4	10.7, KROQFM and HD. Pasadena.
1:09.0	Los Angeles.
1:09.9	Orange County.
1:12.0	The Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles.
1:19.3	This is the world famous K. Rock. Oh, yeah. Welcome to your Cis de Mayo.
1:23.6	Doesn't necessarily have the same ring to it as yesterday, Klein Lally's show.
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