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100% Eat

This Place is from Fallout %% A&W Bacon & Swiss Double Burger & Dill Ranch Curds

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Food, Society & Culture, Arts, Comedy

53.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Monkey Burger is taking over. Where's the root beer? Jordan's in a fight with his drink and this place feels like a throwback to a time that didn't exist. This is WAY too close to eating at a Long John Silver and it might actually be cross contaminated. The hamburger family is so screwed, dude. Send us Monkey Burger fanart NOW. Does Air Buddy have trump dog syndrome? THE HAT IS BACK https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to HelloFresh.com/majority10fm to Get 10 free meals + a FREE Zwilling Knife (a $144.99 value) in your 3rd box. Offer valid while supplies last. Free meals applied as discount on 1st box, new subscribers only, varies by plan. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

DR, the building.

0:02.0

The Walp- No, it's the other side. Welcome to 100% Eat the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it, even the really shitty ones. And you probably don't. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co. Jordan, how are you? I mean, we were so close to getting good food today and then at the last minute, we got rug rug pulled like hit 100% yeah mingus coin style

0:22.3

that was partially my fault i forgot about the hours i'm glad you checked but i was thrown off we were

0:26.7

gonna do ju boy that's the name of the restaurant it's the name of it um pitch works down

0:31.5

but it's the cheetahire's back it's the slider truck um but they usually open at five and i was one one wheeling the other day. Granted, it was Saturday, so maybe they have different hours. But it was like 2 o'clock in the afternoon. They were open, and they have two new burgers, which I haven't been there in a while. They just had the two sliders, the gringo and the vato. Yeah. It's what they're called. It's what they're called. I know there's a barbecue burger and there's like a, I can't remember what the burger is called. But the sauce on it is called asshole sauce. Yeah. It's what it's called. It's what it's called. And so we were going to do that. And then Eric's like, they're not open. Yep. Devato is the red ass. The red ass. I think it's pepperjack cheese Asshole sauce And crispy jalapeno

1:14.0

Fried jalapeno strings.

1:14.2

Fried jalapeno strain.

1:15.6

Which I never had that.

1:16.6

No, me neither.

1:17.2

It sounds great.

1:18.2

I mean, I just assume it's like the pepper.

1:20.0

You batter it.

1:20.7

He's already eating the cheesecarts, just pointing it out.

1:22.9

He's already doing it.

1:23.8

I think their fries are good?

1:25.4

Or do you think they're soggy and bad? I think everything at that place is really good.

1:29.9

But we didn't go there today. Yeah. They've got lotkas. I've never had them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Didn't we get them last time? You know what? Maybe we did. I think we did. Because I remember eating them. So what do we have today? Well, shit. I forgot about it. I don't know. Only one way to remember.

1:42.2

We got to go back.

1:43.0

Let's keep talking about what could have been.

1:46.8

So there we were. about it. I don't know. Only one way to remember. We got to go back. Let's keep talking. Let's keep talking about what could have been.

1:46.8

So there we were.

1:49.9

In my fantasy.

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