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Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 27 November 2022
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Patrick was really on one this week. Even I didn't see this one coming. Zeppelins, Dinosaurs, Beams into Space, Making Elon pay for his sins, and corporal punishment.
DEDC: God wants me to stay in this small town, but I don't know how to find a spouse. What do?
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| 0:00.0 | Thank you so much for this. Is the skin still on the outside of it? I can, well, I don't think I'm supposed to eat it. Did you just get a hand-delivered charcuttery board? Pretty much. Patrick asked if I just got a hand-delivered charcuttery board. But Emma, she cut the summer sausage, but she left like the, it's not the skin, it's like the wrapping. |
| 0:22.6 | Oh yeah, the casing. It's paper. |
| 0:23.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:25.5 | I'm pretty sure you can eat the case. Is it made of meat? |
| 0:27.8 | No. |
| 0:32.1 | If we don't know what it's made of, then why are we just blithely saying, |
| 0:33.3 | Oh, Ethan, you can eat this? |
| 0:35.4 | Don't you want good things in my body? |
| 0:37.9 | You give me a hard time about the cereal about the cholesterol I thank you for making me lunch |
| 0:42.7 | a lot of beggars be out here choosing nowadays |
| 0:45.1 | you know what I mean |
| 0:45.6 | laughter Welcome to The Crunch. |
| 1:02.2 | The only podcast that remembers on this day, the tragedy of the Hindenberg crashing into the Mattel factory that designed dolls for baby girls. |
| 1:14.3 | Okay. |
| 1:15.1 | It's your boy, Ethan. |
| 1:15.9 | And I'm Patrick. |
| 1:17.0 | That's what we call throwing another blimp on the Barbie. |
| 1:20.1 | Hey, nice. |
| 1:22.4 | Come on. |
| 1:23.3 | There it is. |
| 1:24.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:25.9 | I was like, for all fans out there, the Hindenburg tragedy. |
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