Hello, I'm a Mac and I'm a PC.

First day.

So what's your big plan?

Oh, I might make a home movie, you know, create a website.

You know, I come with eye life so I can do it all right out of the box.

Ready to get started?

Not quite. First I've got to download those new drivers

and I've got to wipe the trial software that came on my hard drive. Then I've got a bit of reading to do.

You know it sounds like you've got quite a lot of stuff to do before you can actually do any stuff.

I might just get started. I'm kind of excited.

Let me know when you're ready.

Actually, uh, turns out that some of me is in some other boxes. Hello and welcome to Hook-A-B-S30 Plusman-au-Pen Apple conversation.

You're going to hear all week long.

I'm your host, Airf and Eliza.

Joining me today, he discovered El Kaney at Kolta Mac headquarters this morning and a thick fog of smoke

frozen in his chair.

Big grin on his face, eye twitching, very clearly tripping balls.

So it's going to be just me and him today.

The magnanimous.

Man did you get it up culture Mac.

Louis Wallace is here.

Hey, yeah.

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