Good morning millennials and welcome back to the toast happy Monday and like that's disgusting

let's just let's just say you started the show with a slur yeah what

are you Shane Gillis?

Literally?

Not only, like that's disgusting and I don't want to just, I don't want to minimize that because I have a lot like to be excited about but I'm here

I'm here still in Florida when I was supposed to go home ages ago and that's just always amazing.

It is amazing and we've been having a grand old time.

We had such a fabulous weekend if I came on here

and did anything other than rave about it like may God smite me down. Yeah we had such a

wonderful weekend so much sunshine. Claudia got an intentional 10 degree

sunburn but I got an accidental sunburn and that's when you know like you're

having a good ass time. Yeah my mission this weekend was like to prepare myself for my trip to St. Bart,

and that means I went shopping, that means I went to the gym, that means I was trying to eat really healthy,

and that also means I was like, let me get a little color.

Now we're in Florida, not Hawaii, like I literally, I was watching the UV index.

It was a seven for like two hours on Saturday.

Other than that, it was like three, four, five.

Really, not bad.

I did not wear some block because I was trying to get a tan like and yeah like that's on me and I feel like I never

learn with sun like I always end up with a crazy sunbird I have like a million stories when me and men went to St. Thomas,

I always am that girl and I never learn. Well you set out, you accomplish your goals,

congratulations, you played yourself. I am a tomato like a supposedly

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