The Michael Berry Show

The preacher man says it's the end of time and the Mississippi River. She's a gold grime

The interest is up and the stock market's down and you're only getting mugs if you go downtown

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Live back in the woods you see a woman in the kids and the dogs and me

I got a shotgun a rifle and a full wheel drive and a country boy can survive

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Back three four years ago we had Raymond Bolserowitz on our show

For two reasons number one

A turd ended up dead when seven of them tried to rob

Central guns and barbershop

The second reason was

You got to love a place in Crosby, Texas. That's a gun shop and a barber shop because remember well, you don't go to the barber

You don't have hair, but

How many times fell us have you said to yourself?

They let you to cut you loose early or maybe it Saturday afternoon and you got limited time because your wife

Has committed y'all to go somewhere tonight that you don't want to go

And you go

I need to get my haircut

But I'd really like to pick up a new nine millimeter

Well, I can't do both and then you said wait

Yes, I can I'm in Crosby. I can go to central guns and barber shop

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