So I measure time. I've compressed and condensed time. I've bent it. My day is 6 a.m. to noon. And I'm not crazy. You're crazy for thinking it takes 24 hours, just like some dude in a cave did 300 years ago. My second day starts at noon and goes until 6 p.m. That's day two. And then the next day is 6 p.m. to midnight. What I've done now is I have changed a manipulated time. I now get 21 days a week.

Stack that up over a month. I'm going to kick your butt. Stack it up over a year. You're toast.

Stack it up over five years. My entire life is different than it would have been otherwise.

And that, folks, is what we call delusion.

Holy shit. I mean, we went from the four-hour work week with Tim Ferriss to the 21-day week.

The 21-day week, I think, is what he invented. He manipulated time.

You manipulated time.

And he kicked your butt.

Now, you stacked that over a year.

Good luck to everyone.

I mean, could you imagine if you had, what's that, 21 a week, 21 times with a thousand days in a year?

Of course you're going to be way farther ahead than everyone else.

Fuck, just think about how much free time you'd have in those thousands some days.

Yeah, if you get 21 days in a week, that means that you get like three weekends in wait.

Yeah, one week.

If I can manipulate time, I'm not going to use that extra time

to work. I'm going to go golfing. I'm going to do other shit that I want to do, you know?

Yeah, I'm going to somehow use this to my advantage so I can golf more. Yeah, it is, I think

there's three Saturdays every single week for me. And you said I could go golfing on Saturday.

Yeah, but the thing is I fit my first 18 holes in holes one through three.

And then my next 18 holes are four through six.

That's true.

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