Project Hail Mary is an extraordinary cinematic experience.

You're a great scientist, Dr. Grace.

The world is counting on you.

Starring Ryan Gosling.

So I met an alien.

Two worlds, one impossible mission.

We're gonna save the stars.

Project Hail Mary.

Amaze, amaze, amaze.

Seat first March 14th and 15th in Cinemas Everywhere March 19th.

The March 14th and 15th in Cinemas Everywhere, March 19th. The Atlanta Falcons have another quarterback.

Yes, it is Tua Tuna Vailua on a one-year league minimum deal.

I'll ask you a simple question,

Hayden. What should we make of the quarterback room of Tua Tua and Michael Pinnix for Kevin Cefansky in 2026? I think Kevin Sifansky is bringing Tua in to legitimately compete with Michael

Penix. The entire offseason, Kevin Cefansski's had opportunities to get up on the podium and say,

Michael Pennings is our guy. He's chosen not to do that. He's already said he's not going to call a

starter out in February at the moment and in comes Tua on a $1 million deal. I think Pennix and Tua are

totally different quarterbacks aside that they both throw the ball with

their left hand. Aside from that, though, it's like Michael Pinnock's only to the outside. And then Tua, I think is more in the Kevin's DeFancy type of mold, like quick hitting stuff, the tight ends, running backs, and that's where Tua's at his best. And then Michael Pinnock's more of a vertical outside player. And I think if you look around the room, it's Drake London's and Bijans and Kyle Pitts types, which I do think is more Tua Kevin Sofansky coded. So I think real competition here. Kevin Sofansky in back-to-back off seasons, drafting Dylan Gabriel and then signing Tua Tua Tunguaila is objectively hilarious. So good.

On one note, Tua's career has ended with the Miami Dolphins.

The dolphins are, you know, an NFL record, $99.2 million in dead cap.

Ooh.

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