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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.7 • 32.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2026

⏱️ 45 minutes

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"I'm getting all choked up." The Vegas Golden Knights are returning to the Stanley Cup Final for the third time in their nine-year franchise history, despite Mike Ryan guaranteeing before the series that the Colorado Avalanche would win the Stanley Cup. Is that a worse mistake than Dan saying Sandy Alcantara is unhittable? Plus, a Greg Cote cough for the ages, more Giannis-to-Miami trade rumors, Jason Williams going after his alma mater, and Greg Cote's eulogy of Manny "lovingly called 'Taco'" Fernandez. Today's Cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Chris, JuJu, Mike, Trysta Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Attention all passengers.
0:03.0	The Uber ride for Jeff's rugby team will depart in five minutes from Platform 15.
0:09.0	Your ride comes with six toilets and a refreshments carriage that you'll empty within five minutes.
0:16.0	Thank you for booking your tickets on Uber.
0:19.0	Trains on Uber. Trains on Uber.
0:22.2	Security program on spreadsheets.
0:24.3	New regulations piling up?
0:26.0	An audit dread.
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0:40.8	Call it compliance or call it calm compliance. Get it. Join the 15,000 companies using Vanta to prove
0:47.9	trust. Get started at vanta.com slash calm. I need a ruling from the king of narcissism, Greg Cody, who will be made very happy by listening to the first foray into charitable endeavors involving his catchphrase.
1:02.4	Boogshambe has used a phrase, but he did so imperfectly. And here's the payment structure on how it is we're supporting his charity project
1:12.1	mainstreet.org. Every catchphrase he does is $500. I offered him $1,000 for He-Haw-3
1:20.9	Badey up because that is our favorite. And with Benetti, the Detroit Tigers broadcaster, I have offered him $100 for every phrase he
1:32.2	uses. I suspect he'll be using a lot more. But double that for any that he sings or does with
1:38.2	extra tone. And he's also agreed to match that for every one that he does. But I need a ruling from you because the internet sent us that during a broadcast the other day, Booke did do He-Haw-3 bidet up, kind of.
1:53.1	This would be $1,000 that it would be worth, but he did it imperfectly.
1:57.9	You know, the plate umpire will drop his signature like, he-haw-three or whatever.
2:08.1	He was good on the, on the he-ha-threat, you know, the musical tone of those three words, exemplary,
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