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The Commercial Break

This Is The Captain Speaking!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Why do pilots always want to talk to us at 36,000 feet? And why can't they figure out how to work the intercom? Find out on this episode! First, Bryan is practicing for his announcer job with SNL (or a bovine auction). Omegle is a not so new online thing where Bryan doesn't belong. But it won't stop him from trying! Flight attendants have become an extremely important factor in air safety and conflict management. Finally, the gang digs deep into the archive to find training videos, produced in the 80's by Pan-Am, on how to handle drama when it arises in the air. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

And you fly this plane and land it?

0:05.0

Surely you can't be serious.

0:07.0

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

0:15.0

On this episode of the commercial break...

0:18.0

And then the next person would come up, F22.

0:20.0

And then the next person would come up, F22, this happened like five times in a row.

0:23.0

And I was like, F22, why the fuck are the everyone talking about, Nairplane?

0:27.0

Then I figured it out. It meant female 22.

0:30.0

Right, but of course it's not female or 22.

0:33.0

It's male 67. You know, it was living in a dad's basement.

0:38.0

Moking zone and we don't allow cigarette smoking here.

0:41.0

I have to ask you to put it out. I'm sorry.

0:44.0

There's really nothing I can do. We have regulations that we have to enforce.

0:47.0

Oh, it's not bothering me. I don't care.

0:50.0

It's not bothering me, I don't care shit.

0:52.0

I just finished my own.

0:54.0

I just finished an entire ass drink.

0:57.0

That's the smoky voice I've ever heard.

1:00.0

Yeah.

1:01.0

So, I don't want to be here tonight, so I'm gonna go for you.

1:05.0

I don't talk to you when I get the 36,000.

1:11.0

I give a shit.

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