This is So Unladylike with Ashley Longshore

I've Had It

Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan

Talk Radio, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 13K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Jennifer and Pumps couldn't visit New York City without hitting up the hilarious and talented, Ashley Longshore. Ashley explains how she is metaphorically 'keeping things equal' with the patriarchy, talks about her newly opened NYC showroom and shares a first-time experience she had on Fire Island. Jennifer enlists Ashley to help further the gaslighting of Pumps sexuality and Pumps finds out she may or may not have voluntarily chloroformed herself. Come see I've Had It live on the Hot Sh*t Tour! More info & tickets available at https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast and subscribe to I've Had It wherever you get your podcasts. Thank you to our sponsors: SimpliSafe: Get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring. Visit SimpliSafe.com/HADIT - There’s no safe like SimpliSafe. SKIMS: SKIMS Fits Everybody and more best-selling essentials are available now at SKIMS.com + get free shipping on orders over $75! After you place your order, be sure to let them know we sent you! Select "podcast" in the survey and be sure to select our show in the dropdown menu that follows. DoorDash: Get 50% off your first DoorDash order up to a $20 value when you download the DoorDash app in the App Store use code HADIT at checkout. Limited time offer, terms apply. Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/HADIT. ZocDoc: Go to Zocdoc.com/IVEHADIT and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. Inkey: Right now, The Inkey List is offering our listeners 20% off their purchase with promo code HADIT. Boll & Branch: Sleep better at night with Boll and Branch sheets. Get 15% off your first order when you use promo code HADIT at bollandbranch.com. Subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps Special Guest: Ashley Longshore @ashleylongshoreart

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0:00.0	So are we supposed to start the podcast?
0:07.0	Ready one two three.
0:10.0	Big Tits and the Big City strikes again.
0:13.2	I mean, I think New York just energizes me so much that I can do a great clap.
0:17.6	It's because you're able to get those big tits out in the big city.
0:20.7	That's right.
0:21.7	It must feel liberating. It does feel liberating. Yeah, so you know,
0:25.8	Pumps, what have you had it with? I've had it with people that send you a text and they send like
0:31.1	four or five in a row like immediately instead of just
0:35.1	containing their thought and sending one longer text versus six rapid fire
0:41.8	text that each asks a question.
0:44.2	I can't stand that, just send one text.
0:46.5	So it's like a text interrogation.
0:48.5	It's like a text assault is what it is,
0:51.5	when there's just one right after the other right after the other
0:53.7	all on the same thought in different text streams. It is aggressive it's
0:58.4	aggressive I do think I've done it before of course I've done it before but I try really hard now that it bugs
1:04.6	me to just wait that extra minute, figure out all my thoughts and then send one.
1:09.7	Another thing that bugs me about texting is people, particularly my children, that send me a text and then immediately call and say,
1:18.0	did you see my text? Like, I would have answered your text if I had I seen it.
1:22.0	But now you're calling me to ask me if
1:24.2	I've seen the text which clearly I haven't or I would have responded but I think
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