' This is probably one of the most shocking and horrible stories we've ever received'
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2026
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s LuAnna: the girls are in full matching Gladiators kits and heading off to Birmingham for the live experience, equipped with gloves, a dicky neck, a dicky ankle and a lot of bravado. Will Anna's sessions with Lilia come good? Also, Lu is raging after yet another parking ticket saga, this time involving her dad, and we give advice to a listener working in a deeply misogynistic environment that leaves everyone genuinely horrified.
And as if that wasn’t enough, there’s chat about the terrifying hantavirus cruise ship, a man who pulled a car with his penis while on fire for charity, a Tesco name-badge game, pube-plucking, and a legal update after the girls’ juicy Birth Keepers chat gets temporarily pulled from the episode... you'll definitely be wanting to tune in next week for that one.
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| 0:00.0 | Gary knows that a great week starts with great preparation. |
| 0:03.4 | Up before dawn packed ready to go and making a quick stop at his nearest service station. |
| 0:08.0 | He grabs a cuisson to go and presses the button on a Costa Express coffee machine. |
| 0:12.6 | As the aroma of our signature Mocca Italia blend fills the air, his favourite Americano fills the cup, |
| 0:18.6 | made with real beans and fresh milk. |
| 0:21.8 | Ooh, that's quality. |
| 0:24.0 | Start as you mean to go on with Costa Express. |
| 0:29.9 | Hi, I'm trying to match my walls to this. |
| 0:33.2 | Cushion? |
| 0:33.9 | Yes. |
| 0:34.9 | We'll colour match it. |
| 0:35.9 | Cushions, curtains, even a pink flamingo. That's fantastic. We're with you to match your perfect colour. Well, you're one step ahead. It's what we do. Expert advice, open to everyone. With over 230 stores nationwide, your decorating store is closer than you think. |
| 0:54.4 | Or shop online 24-7. |
| 0:56.4 | Dulux Decorator Centre. |
| 0:58.1 | Moving forwards with you. |
| 1:02.1 | This is a Global Player Original podcast. |
| 1:06.1 | Be warned, it's Luanna and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, |
| 1:10.3 | and general explicit content, but you know you love it. |
| 1:13.0 | Running, she's faster. Strength, she's stronger. Everything, she's better. |
| 1:18.3 | This is probably one of the most shocking and horrible stories I think we've ever received. |
| 1:24.2 | You will see Luanna sometime soon pulling a car along with our labias. |
| 1:30.3 | Why should I pay the fine for your mistake? |
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