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Please stop do not do this before my sets. Alex, can you tell him to chill the

fuck out? This is fished up. I'm playing Tomorrowland. He needs to chill the

out. I'm sick of the shit. I'm playing in six minutes.

So insecure.

Stop. Are you really doing that before my set?

Okay, I never speak. It's been a long time coming you guys. I haven't really talked about Paris Hilton

but she came out with a documentary and who else to bring on to talk about this is like a early 2000s expert

a PhD in pop culture, Dara Lane,

as a lead, do you remember this podcast?

Hi, Dara.

Hi, it is truly an honor to be here.

I just gave myself a victory pump because I'm like don't call her Dara because you're like

please don't do it get it excited it's it's so funny you say that because just as you were like every time

so I'm like I'm gonna hear someone say my name for the first time I'm always

like hands clenched like are they going to do it I hope I hope they do it not because I care but because

I hate correcting anyone because then it's it ends up

being uncomfortable.

Right.

That's the beauty of being a woman right is like you hate to tell people that.

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