This is not what Cracker Barrel was to be all about

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2022

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

This week Eliot from Internet Today helps us cover possibly the most important and upsetting development of our lifetimes: Cracker Barrel added a new menu item... and it's vegan.

Also: fascism and cringe in equal measure from this week's CPAC, including a former MDC character doing performance art of the people he helped the FBI lock up.

Finally, lightning strikes an elderly couple celebrating their weddning anniversary near the white house, and conservatives ask, "Why were they there in the first place?"

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Music:

Kal Marks - Everybody Hertz

Toto Coelo - I Eat Cannibals

Stereolab - Simple Headphone Mind

Transcript

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0:00.0	The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. We'll show exactly what it looks like when they're
0:27.6	going to go to the deserts.
0:30.6	Follow their environmental testimony. Stay tuned.
0:32.6	All right, I'm Alexander Edward.
0:36.6	And I'm Tony Boswell.
0:37.6	And we are Minian Death Cult.
0:39.3	The world is ending.
0:41.2	Vegan meat at Cracker Barrel is responsible.
0:44.5	We're documenting it.
0:46.1	Hello, everybody.
0:47.1	Welcome to the show.
0:48.0	Thank you for listening, as always.
0:50.0	We are joined today by a wonderful guest.
0:52.0	We have Elliot from Internet Today.
0:54.0	How are you doing, Elliot?
0:55.8	I'm great.
0:56.5	Thanks for having me on to discuss these pressing matters.
1:00.0	Yeah.
1:00.7	Important stuff.
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