This Is Not the Star Wars Movie Draft You’re Looking For
X-Ray Vision
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2026
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
Jason and Rose are joined by Joelle and Abu to draft a team of Star Wars characters who will helm the newest film in the franchise. They make their pitches to corporate bigwig Aaron and one film is greenlit for production.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.3 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.4 | Warning. |
| 0:05.1 | Today's episode contains spoilers for Star Wars at Large, probably. |
| 0:27.5 | Yeah. Hello, my name is Jason Concepcion. |
| 0:30.2 | And I'm Rosie Knight. |
| 0:30.7 | That's me. |
| 0:35.6 | And welcome back to X-ray Vision, the podcast where we dive deep into your favorite shows, comics, |
| 0:38.1 | and pop culture coming to you from my heart podcast, where we're bringing you. |
| 0:40.4 | Three episodes week plus news on Saturday. |
| 0:43.2 | In today's episode, we are saving the Star Wars cinematic universe. |
| 0:47.9 | That is right. |
| 0:49.3 | We are drafting a team of Star Wars characters to come, break the fourth wall, and pitch a new Star Wars movie to Disney and George Lucas. |
| 0:57.1 | It takes a large and diverse team to create a good movie, so we'll be drafting Star Wars characters to fill five distinct roles. |
| 1:03.8 | Director, writer, star, producer, financier. |
| 1:07.5 | We'll be joined by super producers, Joelle and Abu for our draft, and we'll all be presenting our teams to Hollywood bigwig slash corporate overlord Aaron. |
| 1:15.6 | Aaron! |
| 1:17.8 | Bada-da-da-da-da-p-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pab-pbap-pah. Bambah, ba, Bambob Bum bum |
| 1:28.0 | Bha |
| 1:29.3 | Bha Duh |
| 1:30.3 | Duh |
| 1:31.0 | Duh |
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