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When you call a Neal, it just sounds wrong.

I think it's a sticker for our producer, because Jiles keeps calling him Ian, even though they've just Neal.

I did walk to open the door at the doorbell rang, and I was walking to the door going,

Neal, Neal, Neal, Neal, Neal, Neal, Neal. But it's never the problem.

Or is it Ian? It's just that, no, it's just that right in the back,

it's not about knowing what someone's name is, it's right in the back.

So yesterday, for example, at school pick up, school drop off, I dropped off Sam,

and as I got out of the car, there was Yotem Otolengi, or was it?

No, it wasn't. Yes, it was. No, it was.

So Yotem Otol, or it was a different, very tall handsome gay, Israeli chef,

who was no, and he did look familiar, but I realised I'd seen him milling around outside hangar,

and I was going to shut that. And when I'm chatting, the point is on the Ian Neal dichotomy.

I did the classic introduction. This is Sam, hey, this is Yotem.

And I just didn't say this is Yotem, in case it was actually fat in my wet bread,

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