0:00.0	And this is a safe space. Tell us about a time you went out in public after a breakup and you had to fight back the tears the entire time.
0:14.8	James, I was reading these things and I was bending.
0:18.7	Some of them were atrocious.
0:22.2	Okay, go, go, go. I think I only read like one or two.
0:24.6	I read loads. Oh my goodness.
0:26.5	All right, let's go. My ex broke up with me while I was a grocery shop in and as I read the text my legs gave out from under me.
0:33.6	I was also highest fuck at the time and I sort of fell in gracefully.
0:38.0	A shop assistant thought how to stroke and called 911.
0:41.2	Pitch, what kind of stroke leaves you on the floor crying?
0:43.7	LAUGHTER
0:47.0	Oh, imagine.
0:48.8	To be fair, I've had my own experiences in grocery shopping and reading that text.
0:53.6	It's been my drop my basket.
0:56.4	I would never forget it.
0:57.8	I would never forget it, James.
0:59.3	James Breeze.
1:00.0	James, run the Gordon and Gordon and Gordon.
1:01.5	I would never forget it. Oh my God.
1:03.7	I've never felt my blood pump through my chest like that.
1:06.6	It literally like took me.
1:09.1	I can't.
1:10.6	Yeah.
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