meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Basement Yard

This Is A Night Course

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2017

⏱️ 55 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

On this episode, I have my two buddies @Frank_Alvarez80 & @LambVM10 of the Squared Circle Jerks podcast on to talk about our old vacation stories. Honestly, my favorite one to date. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard. It is wow. It is January 23rd Monday. I'm with two of my friends. My friend Nick who's on Veterans Minimum. Just your friend.

0:11.6

And my other friend Frankie, the brown one. Frankie's here. I thought I was your best ring.

0:20.0

Oh man, shut the fuck up Nick. And yeah, they're here because they're recording their Squared Circle Jorks podcast after this.

0:30.0

But we were just reminiscing about our old vacation. So I was like, we should just turn the mic on and talk about this right now.

0:38.0

Because we're like in the process of booking our Vegas trip for this summer. We're pretty much set. I mean, we got, I mean, we might have to switch a date because of one of our friends.

0:46.0

But besides that, it's fucking where we're going. We're going back. We're all in the same room too. That's going to be the practice. It's going to be dangerous.

0:55.0

Last year, I barely made it home. Almost died on the Saturday that I was there. You almost made it home for many reasons. Forget about it. Almost dying. Your ID was almost gone. His ID was almost lost.

1:04.0

Oh my god. I left my ID at the pool. I was like, you know, I was never.

1:09.0

What was it to take my wallet to sleep my D. Yeah, I was like, I don't need any time I lost money. I was like, take it. I don't care. Just leave my ID.

1:16.0

Rob me of everything. That's you have no way of getting home without your ID. And it's a terrifying. Well aware of that one.

1:22.0

I don't understand that can't like, there has to be some way. There's so like I've asked before like what I think I was with you.

1:31.0

Yeah, we went up to the airport. I was like, what happens? They were like, oh, you got to go do costumes. And like they basically deem if you're being honest about who you are.

1:38.0

And if they don't, if they say no, then you're fucking so well. They also they also set this show up for five hours before your flight.

1:45.0

Yeah. Cause they're going to keep you in there for a while. Yeah, they're going to check your fucking asshole.

1:48.0

Well, I had to ask because Frankie almost ruined my entire vacation last time we went.

1:55.0

That's the best. I didn't almost ruin anything. I mean, it's only you misplaced your ID.

2:01.0

Yeah, bullshit. This kid took it for me. No, I did it. First of all, I was not in the right state of mind to be blamed for anything that I did that.

2:08.0

Which day was this? That was daylight. That was daylight. That was Thursday. Yeah. And so you landed Wednesday.

2:14.0

Wednesday night with Frankie. And then everybody else came Thursday. Right. Yeah. So we woke up. We went to daylight.

2:20.0

The start of the funny story is I'm like, yo, let's go to this pool party daylight. It's awesome. And honest day.

2:27.0

That's my voice now, apparently. That's always been your fucking voice. Honestly, I'm just chill out and Mac at the Luxapool.

2:34.0

I have a chill day. Have a chill day. I was like, fuck that, dude. We just landed. I'm like, you want to pool for it?

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Santagato Studios, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Santagato Studios and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.