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I say it every episode and I'm going to say it again, not once. In the last however many years,

I've been partnered with Manscapeped. Have I received negative feedback?

Okay?

Not once.

That just goes to show you that the lawnmower 5.0, the beard hedger, it's all great stuff.

Everybody likes, if anything, the only negative feedback I get is from guys that are in

relationships and they're like, Rob, chicks are sensing that my balls are

smoother. They're sensing that my beard is tighter. I look good. Women are all over me. It's affecting

my relationship. Now I have to juggle all these side chicks. It's like, I don't know what to do.

I have no idea. This is affecting my family now. I'm showing up to Christmas. I'm showing up to Thanksgiving. There's all these women around me. And guess what? If you swing the other way, there's all these dudes around me. It's a problem because everybody likes when you're clean cut. Everybody likes when you take care of your junk. Okay. Let's say you even let's say you're spending Christmas in Florida like I am

this year and you jump in the pool and somehow your swimming trousers come off.

Even your weird uncle is going to look at your package and be like, damn, Rob keeps it

fucking tight down there. And that's what they're going to say to you. And I'm not saying

that everyone has a weird uncle. All right. anyway, fellas, the holiday season's here.

And trust me, you don't want to be the guy showing up with tangled tinsel in your ornaments.

Okay?

And everyone knows what that means.

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