Welcome into the Rob Gucci show, everybody. I'm the freaking host, obviously, Rob Gucci. I don't know if I can actually name it that yet. I have some contractual obligations with Manscape that I have to fulfill for the next whatever days, 20 days.

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And thank you to everybody that uses that code.

I don't know if they're going to renew my honky ass,

but if they do, it's all glory to you guys.

I'm not even going to accept the money.

I'm just going to divide it up by however many listeners I get on these shows

and just memo everybody.

It's all glory to everybody that supports this show.

So this ain't going to be a full episode right now.

I'm in a hotel room in Park, not Park City.

I was in Park City yesterday.

I'm in Salt Lake City, Utah on a Sunday right now.

I need to talk a little quiet.

I know there's a lot of religious spirits going on in this fucking place.

I don't know what the hell is happening up here.

It's different.

You know, I don't really want to sit in the devil's den here.

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