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Trump has just announced a trio of dipshits to be his Hollywood ambassadors.

What's it called, Pumps?

His Hollywood ambassadors, and it is John Voight, Mel Gibson, and Sylvester Stallone to be ambassadors to a great but very

troubled place, Hollywood, California. They will serve a special envoy onvoys to me for the purpose

of bringing Hollywood, which has lost much of its business over the last four years to foreign

countries back, bigger and better, stronger than before.

These three very talented people will be my eyes and ears, and I will get done what they

suggest.

It will be like the United States of America itself, the golden age of Hollywood.

Who's going to tell him?

I mean, who's going to tell Trump that nobody in Hollywood or in America,

unless you're some magomoron, even likes those three actors? Right. Anyway, all right, I want to

move on to a subject that we all need to address. And with Trump, you have such a popery of fuckery surrounding him.

You've got the oligarchs, the brolegarchs. You have, you know, the total sycophants like Marco

Rubio or Ted Cruz that are like, what else can we do for you, sir? And then you have the Christian

nationalists.

And there is a whole right-wing media echo chamber, but there's also a whole Christian

nationalist echo chamber. And you guys, this shit is so crazy. The first video I want to play for you guys is of the Texas legislature at the Texas Capitol.

There are Christian worshippers and they are blessing the walls of a hearing room to protect lawmakers from spiritual forces and the Jezebel Spirit.

I'm not making this up.

It's on video.

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