What's going on, housewives fans?

This is Nick, one of your three hosts of another podcast network.

I come here today with both good news and bad news.

I'm going to start with that bad news, you know, just rip that band-ay off right away.

Recently we were recording and Dylan Patrick and I got into a pretty massive argument and it ended up with me murdering both Dylan and Patrick.

That's right, they're both dead now.

So going forward, it's going to be just me covering the reality.

I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding.

Dylan and Patrick are both alive and well.

Rest easy.

But see, what I did there is I made the bad news seem way worse than it actually is,

so the bad news I'm about than it actually is so the bad

I'm about to tell you won't even seem that bad and then you're still gonna

have the good news to uplift you afterwards. So the actual bad news is that

though Dylan and Patrick are actually still breathing there has

been a death in our family so to speak and that death was of another housewives

podcast that's right that entity is officially

Kaput. You will get no more Housewives content from us three for the

foreseeable future.

But that doesn't mean we're not going to be covering Bravo Television, Bravo

television fans.

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