Welcome to another edition of This Fucking Guy, the show where we choose one fucking guy making America worse and explain why they suck.

I'm Aaron Ryan, host of Crooked Media's hysteria podcast.

And I'm Alyssa Mastermonico, the other host of Crooked Media's hysteria podcast.

Today's fucking guy is remarkable because in an administration comprised entirely of churlish, brady supplicants who care more about being

on TV than they do about not being dumb, she may be the most churlish, bratty supplicant of all.

Attorney General of the United States, Pam Bondi.

Bondi has more experience sucking up to Donald Trump than just about any other politician in America.

She's been sucking up to Trump for almost as long as

some of you have been alive. She was the first prominent Florida Republican to endorse Trump in 2015

and has attached to his butt ever since. But Dirty Pam was an experienced sycophant before she latched

on to Trump like a radioactive swamp lamprey. Before she was a dirty AG, she was a dirty state AG. And

before that, she was a dirty dog mom. Can't wait to learn about how one she was a dirty AG, she was a dirty state AG, and before that she was a dirty dog

mom. Can't wait to learn about how one can be a dirty dog mom. Pam Bondi was born on November 17,

1965, in Tampa, Florida, hey, a Scorpio, and grew up in a suburb called Temple Terrace.

Crazy that Tampa can produce something as fun as Magic Mike and as lame as Pam Bondi.

Pam's parents were both teachers. Her dad was a professor of education at the University of

South Florida, and even was the town's mayor when Pam was growing up. Her mother, Patsy, was a

beloved elementary school teacher. Completely normal, like Jeffrey Dahmer's parents. Pam has two

younger siblings. One of them seems pretty normal in non-public, so we're not even going to talk about her. The other one, Brad is a lawyer like his big sis, and is also practicing law in D.C. We'll talk about him more later, but for now, here's what other lawyers think about Bondi and Bondi. The brother and sister legal wonder team. When Brad Bondi ran for the president of the

D.C. Barr this year, a record number of lawyers voted in the election, and Brad Bondi's

opponent won with 90% of the vote. Rigged. Bondi graduated from college and law school and

began to work as a prosecutor shortly thereafter, a job she held for 18 years. Apparently, she was

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