Welcome to another episode of This Fucking Guy, the show that spotlights one fucking guy making America worse and explains why they suck.

I'm Erin Ryan, host of Crooked Media's hysteria podcast.

And I'm Alyssa Master Monaco, the other host of Crooked Media's hysteria podcast.

Today's subject has many nicknames.

Gramnesty. Lapog Lindsay, flimsy

Lindsay, Lennigrad, Lindsay, Lady G., Miss Lindsay. America's most bloodthirsty Disney adult,

aka Mr. Bubblewant, aka the Gamecock Chicken Hawk himself. But his friends call him South

Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham.

Least you his face. Lindsay Graham suffers simultaneously from two conditions that combined,

make him one of America's most formidable pussies. First one is called sidekick syndrome. That's

where a man can't function unless they've got a stronger man to duck behind. People with sidekick

syndrome really get riled up, encouraging the stronger

guy to do stuff that they don't have the juice to pull off themselves. That get-em boss energy.

Yeah, get him boss. A sidekick can never be a henchman, though, because a henchman actually

gets their hands dirty and the only fights Lindsey Graham has gotten in have been with gay rumors

and alcoholism. Two battles he's losing.

But more on that later. The other condition Graham suffers from is known as Seize Him Syndrome.

Seas Him syndrome is related to sidekick syndrome, but the two conditions differ in one very important way.

The sidekick syndrome afflicted need to hide behind higher status men, sees him syndrome

prompts suffers to hide behind lower status but physically stronger men, your police officers,

your soldiers, your ICE agents. And that's why Lindsey Graham, who is about as physically threatening

as the Pillsbury doughboy, but with the bloodthirsty gleam in his eye that evokes Hannibal Lecter,

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