Yeah, Gellin Maxwell has proven herself pretty untrustworthy, but she's also the source of the bulk of the information we have about their intimate relationship, besides all the pictures of them together, including this really gross one of Golan massaging Jeffrey's feet with her boobs on his private jet.

Why must you? Jump Scare! No, no, no, no.

Welcome to another edition of This Ficking Guy, the show that spotlights one fucking guy making America worse and takes you on a deep dive into why they suck.

I'm Erin Ryan, host of Crooked Media's hysteria podcast.

And I'm Alyssa Master Monaco, the other host of Crooked Media's hysteria podcast.

I have to say, Alyssa, that this episode made me feel like a crazy person, because the more one learns about this

particular fucking guy and the fucking guys she spent her life serving, the more you start to

think that maybe there actually is a giant global pedophile conspiracy.

That's right, folks.

We're finally doing it.

Q and on for people with basic media literacy.

We're talking about Galane Maxwell, which I learned from an angry op-ed by one of her siblings

is not pronounced Jislane.

It should be.

Convicted trafficker and child sex abuse facilitator with a black book with a significant

Venn diagram overlap with people who have appeared on the Time 100, daughter of a media

mogul who died mysteriously, associate of many people who have also on the Time 100, daughter of a media mogul who died mysteriously,

associate of many people who have also died mysteriously, erstwhile girlfriend of one of history's

great perverts. But also, a totem of everything wrong with the metastatic entitlement of the wealthy,

how if you have enough money and you have enough important friends, everybody from local law

enforcement all the way up to the president of the United States will debase themselves to protect your silver spoon right to escape consequences for even the most depraved crimes.

Before starting this episode, we recommend you gather your materials. A large bulletin board, pushpins, brightly colored yarn, and photos of the world's

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