This Doesn't Fly
Armstrong & Getty On Demand
iHeartPodcasts
4.6 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 19 April 2019
⏱️ 38 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm not a number of texts of a mean we get to. |
| 0:23.8 | Maybe I will at some point, but somebody tweeted a picture of a bumper sticker they just |
| 0:28.7 | saw. |
| 0:29.7 | I saw a bumper sticker the other day and it said something like I don't own my cat, |
| 0:39.7 | my cat owns me or something like that. |
| 0:42.1 | And I just thought I make jokes about not liking cats. |
| 0:46.0 | I'm a dog person. |
| 0:47.1 | I don't dislike cats and I don't think you're a crazy person. |
| 0:51.1 | If you have a cat. |
| 0:52.1 | That's pleasant enough companion, but I'm not a cat person. |
| 0:54.4 | But the kind of person that puts a bumper sticker on their car that their cat is their |
| 1:00.6 | owner. |
| 1:01.7 | What is that? |
| 1:02.7 | What is that personality? |
| 1:03.7 | What is that personality? |
| 1:04.7 | And then this one got sent to us today. |
| 1:07.9 | A cat owns me and I vote on the back of their Prius. |
| 1:12.1 | What is that? |
| 1:13.1 | I don't know. |
| 1:14.1 | I don't know what does that mean. |
| 1:17.6 | Just the bragging about how your cat plays such a high role in your life. |
| 1:22.1 | I don't get that. |
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