Now, the men's room wants to know who sucks less.

Yay, time for who sucks less.

Stephen Thrill Hill,

you bring us three stories each and every week.

They always suck.

It is up to us to determine out of the three stories, which one sucks the least.

Now, if you happen to like the men's room on Facebook or follow us on X and Instagram and

Men's Room Live, the debate is already underway on who sucks Instagram and mens room live. The debate is already

underway on who sucks less. Yes, indeed. And there's a common thread through all these stories.

So let's just get to it. We go to Michigan where early Saturday morning, a 33-year-old woman

in Denton Township awoke to find an intruder in her home. Well, according to the sheriff's office,

the suspect, who was not wearing pants, had defecated in a trash can and smeared feces on furniture

before leaving. Now, deputies responded to the scene. They said the 41-year-old man matching the

suspect's description, he was found nearby and arrested.

They also say he was intoxicated and it entered into the home through a broken window screen.

The suspect had been inside for over four hours.

His name is being withheld pending a remit.

So he's drunk, goes to no woman's house, he's pantsless, he poops under trash can and then smears poop

on her furniture.

No explanation, that's just what the guy did.

Ah, now they say ears weren't the only thing popping on a Southwest Airlines flight on Saturday

when one passenger allegedly stripped naked and defecated on her seat.

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