This could only happen to me
The Check In
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.6K Ratings
🗓️ 4 February 2025
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Summary
Joey Diaz goes off on The Grammy's, the medical system, why he puts himself in time out and so much more!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | What's happening, beautiful people? Uncle Joey Lysayat here for the church of what's happening now. |
| 0:06.1 | The new, what is it? |
| 0:07.2 | Testament, that's what it is. |
| 0:09.1 | It's Tuesday, February the 4th. |
| 0:11.4 | It's a whole new month with a whole new set of rules. |
| 0:14.4 | Get your shit together. |
| 0:16.2 | Let's get this party started on a Tuesday morning. |
| 0:18.9 | Yo, Uncle Joey here. |
| 0:20.2 | Listen, I want to talk to you about something as your uncle. |
| 0:22.9 | Get your sex life in gear with Blue Chew. |
| 0:25.8 | They make it easy to be awesome in the sack. |
| 0:28.6 | I'm talking about little bubbles will be coming out of your muffler. |
| 0:31.8 | This company delivers ED meds with the same active ingredients as Viagra, Cialis, LaVitra, but as a chewable tablet. |
| 0:41.4 | And here's the words get nice. |
| 0:43.5 | It comes right to your door, discreet packaging. |
| 0:47.2 | No nosy neighbors won't know nothing. |
| 0:49.1 | You understand me? |
| 0:50.1 | Even your wife won't know. |
| 0:51.6 | Nobody knows. |
| 0:53.1 | Listen, I love blue chew. Why? Because it's convenient. It's right then. It tastes good. And you can pop it with water. You can pop it with spit. You know what I'm saying? You can be under the rock and get come out of the rock. Slingin' Jack. So you can take it any time day and night and get ready to transform your game. |
| 1:11.3 | You know what I'm saying? |
| 1:12.2 | You know what it's like to have a cape on |
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