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This episode of Nuclear Event might be the most explosive yet.

It involves three separate stories from the same man, all about his crazy family.

And each one is just nuts.

You're going to want to stick around and listen to all three because my word, they are crazy.

Without further ado, let's get into the first.

Beat me up, my mother will burn your house down.

Alright, so I am Wicken, a modern pagan religion, aka not Christian, and I'm pretty open

about it.

Now this got me in trouble when I was younger, specifically in the fourth grade.

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